Some say our planet is a mess. Pollution, economy, war…. who is to blame. Well if you want to make our planet a prettier place, perhaps start with the leaders themselves. Have you really taken a look at the people making our decisions? Here are the 20 ugliest world leaders.
20. Hugo Chávez (President of Venezuela) – Doesn’t really matter to him how he looks, just as long as he can keep having sex with himself.
19. Abdoulaye Wade (President of Senegal) – Something tells me the country of Senegal doesn’t have television. Perhaps good lighting either.
18. King Harald V (King of Norway) – Braaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnns
17. Kim Jong-il (Chairman of the National Defence Commission of North Korea) - In North Korea he is a feared leader, in the United States he’d be a confused Lesbian.
16. Umaru Musa Yar’Adua (President of Nigeria) – Who knows how long he’ll be President, anyone with money over there dies suddenly in a car accident and has to leave all their worth to unknown American neices and nephews.
15. Ram Baran Yadav (President of Nepal) – Please excuse our ignorance here but are Nepalese people Elven?
14. Anerood Jugnauth (President of Mauritius) – Bet you didn’t know you could run a Country with bed head.
13. Mohd Najib bin Tun Haji Abdul Razak (Prime Minister of Malaysia) – Did he get the position after revealing the burn on his hand left from the amulet that showed the location to the lost ark?
12. Andry Rajoelina (President of Madagascar) – All hail the Nerd!
11. Brian Cowen (Taoiseach of Ireland) – It’s not so much that he’s ugly, it’s just that he looks like he is farting in this picture.
10. Abdelaziz Bouteflika (President of Algeria) – Looks a bit like that creepy guy who watches all the kids play in the street while he is pretending to water his lawn. He also looks as if he combs his hair with buttered toast.
9. José Eduardo dos Santos (President of Angola) - They say a smile is worth a thousand words, this guy must know 3.
8. Ilham Aliyev (Prime Minister of Azerbaijan) – Ever see a guy who looked so eager as to be in adult films? Only matched by his collection of them?
7. Herman Van Rompuy (Prime Minister of Belgium) – This guy had only two opportunities to have sex with a woman. Public office, or kidnapping.
6. Stjepan Mesić (President of Croatia) – His eyebrows alone could hold separate offices.
5. Queen Margrethe II (Queen of Denmark) – Something is rotten in the state of Denmark and we think it’s her teeth.
4. Leonel Fernández (President of the Dominican Republic) – We believe this country is being run by a pencil eraser.
3. Meles Zenawi (Prime Minister of Ethiopia) – We think they clone this guy and place him in thousands of Porn shops, looking at DVDs, across America.
2. Muammar al-Gaddafi (Leader of Libya) - Probably should be number 1, but we have to give him credit with his flashy wardrobe. F for execution but A- for the effort.
1. Mahmūd Ahmadinejād (President of Iran) – Any who looks like an uglier version of Yakov Smirnoff might wanna think about a day at the spa. Also might wanna lighten up one some foriegn policies while you’re at it (can’t hurt to ask huh?).
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