Emo and/or Goths are misunderstood beings. In most part due to the make up and clothing mishmash that hinders us in determining what gender they just might be. They don’t feel loved, accepted, desired, or the happiness of puppies. Maybe they just grew up without the Disney channel… who knows. Either way here are 10 pictures that give EMO/GOTHS a bad name.
10. LOLZGOTH – Don’t combine genres, we know Emos donthascheezburger. We also know cats don’t get depressed, just sleepy. 
9. Office Party – The thing about being dark and alone is being alone. Once you make it a social gathering you pretty much just put ketchup on your ham sandwich (we don’t know what that means either).
8. Suicide Hipster – The second you put on a ironic T-shirt you might as well call yourself an over-makeup’d hipster. You didn’t have anything else in black to wear?
7. Lunch Break – We don’t care how much effort you put into covering that lunch box with a Sharpie, goths eat mayonnaise packets in the food court… you’re breaking ranks here sparky.
6. Gang Signs – We’re sure there was an awful lot of effort to get those chubby little fingers into a gang symbol. But we’re sure no matter how much you contortion that hand, you’re never going to get those last few chips in the Pringles’ tube.
5. Glamour Shots – You spend enough time in the Hot Topic which is three stores down from the Mall’s photo studio. If you want a glamour photo that bad then get it done professionally, don’t try soft lighting and blurred lenses at home. Also, don’t mace yourself right before a picture.
4. Gloomy Gus - Even the darkest of the dark and despaired can show a little sunshine. You spent all morning trying to look like a giant turd and it worked, now can’t you be a little happy?
3. NO!
2. Peter Panic – Don’t go shopping for your clothes Victoria’s Secret. Please stick to approved shopping-lifting outlets.
1. Try To Stay Partially Human – If you get much closer to those trees without an orange vest on you’re going to find yourself strapped to the hood of a hunter’s truck. Goths don’t let other Goths dress like depressed bears.
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