The media has their panties in a bunch over the SWINE FLU. Sure it’s killing people and causing panic throughout the streets, but it’s also building up hate towards our precious pork providers. Is it fair to dislike pigs after all they give to us? We are not just talking food, we are talking entertainment. Here are 10 reason not to hate swine.
10. Piglet – A true friend to those in the 100 acre woods. He’s cute, harmless and probably going to sue us for using his image.
9. Spider Pig – He showed us it’s okay to pick up our house cats and walk them on our ceilings.
8. Pumbaa – You could argue that he is a boar and might not qualify to be on the list but he farts a lot and that’s funny.
7. Babe – A little pig with a big heart. Though we will admit we did want to eat him during the sequel.
6. Miss Piggy - Taking something good, add boobies to it and it’s great. It’s like putting a bra on furniture, you’ll keep it forever. (does that even make sense?)
5. Hamm – Perhaps the voice of reason in the Toy Story films and a vehicle to keep John Ratzenberger working.
4. Wilbur - The curious little pig from Charlotte’s Web who at one time in our lives brought a tear to our eyes and some bacon to our stomachs.
3. Arnold Ziffle – The pig from Green Acres which helped stereotype that all red necks are dumb goons.
2. The Three Little Pigs – Perhaps the first story of pigs we were ever told. We could listen to their tale for hours, until we got a little older and realized they were sort of dicks and we start cheering for the wolf.
1. Porky Pig - Our favorite pig of them all. The stuttering buffoon who hangs out with Ducks and Rabbits who treat him like crap, but in the end he always gets the last word. We love you Porky!
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