We’ve been promised it for years via movies and TV based on the future and yet it’s never arrived.
The flying car.
I think most of us have accepted the fact that this overused futuristic favorite won’t be filling up our garages anytime soon. But is everything we’re told about the future going to be a lie? Let’s hope not ALL. We scoured films based on the future and have come up with our list of 10 things the future promised us and had BETTER come true.
10. Starship Troopers – Coed Showers. Some of us have to spend hundreds of dollars a night to see naked girls all lathered up. Cure for cancer? Okay. End to world hunger? Sure, why not. Showerpalooza? GAME ON!
9. 2001 – Phone Calls To Space are only $1.75. Let’s face it. Long distance isn’t cheap. Imagine what it’s going to be like when we colonize in space. But to know it’s going to be less than $2.00 to call Major Tom, we are pumped.
8. Soylent Green – Old people just disappear. Would it be nice to no longer how to deal with the elderly? We need to assign an age to become a yummy snack though, we don’t any Logan’s Run stuff going on.
7. fifth Element – Traveling Sushi Restaurants. Fresh sushi anytime you want without having to leave your home? Are you kidding me?
6. Total Recall – Women with three boobs. We all know three is better than two right?
5. Demolition Man – You can build on top of ghettos and forget about them forever. Oops, this neighborhood has really turned to crap, let’s build over it and try again.
4. Aliens – No more heavy lifting. Eco-body fork lifts for everyone!
3. DEATH RACE 2000 – The freedom to kill other drivers. If you could make this legal on the 405 we’d be in heaven.
2. The Island – You can clone Scarlett Johansson.
1. Star Trek – The existence of planets full of horny women. We’d be at the front of the line for space travel.
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