We all love our three day weekends but unfortunately they come with a price.
Tuesday.
Tuesday can sometimes be the worst day of the week. They certainly are the worst part about Memorial Day weekends. There are the 6 Things That Make The Tuesday After Memorial Day So Miserable.
6. Sandals Shaped Foot Burn – It’s the beginning of Summer and you’ve barely had time to start up your farmer’s tan. It’s also the first time you break out your Jesus sandals for the year. There is no way around it, you’re going to get that uber sexy sandals sunburn
5. Stupid Facebook Pictures – You’re socializing with friends and they want to prove it. You can’t reach for a beer without someone uploading a picture and tagging you on facebook. Now it’s back to normal life and you need to explain pics to your coworkers. Assuming you can remember what happened.
4. Tuesday Hotdog Bathroom Run – Your body can only take so much processed lips and cartilage compressed into a small tube of fun. But it didn’t stop you from eating 14 hotdogs yesterday alone. About 11am today your body is going to remind you why there is a limit to bad food.
3. Stolen Towels – You took the few good towels to had to their pool and before you had a chance to use them… they’re gone. Wet people are savages! Where did that 20% off coupon to Bed, Bath and Beyond go? Looks like you’re going shopping.
2. Next 4 Days Of Eating Potato Salad – NO ONE ATE YOUR POTATO SALAD. You did your best to market it, but no one was buying. A table full of goodies and your yummy side dish was completely ignored. Well you can’t let it go to waste. Looks like you’re eating potato salad for the rest of the week.
1. Listening About All The Coworker Parties You Didn’t Go To – You had 10 different invites by coworkers but let’s get one thing clear, it’s bad enough you have to spend 8 hours a day with them… so why would you attend their party as well. So you didn’t go, but that’s okay. Your entire Tuesday will be spent listening to their fabulous parties and all the funny things you missed. It’s like you were there, and just as painful.
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