Over the last year we’ve become the expert of what it takes to be a big stupid idiot. We’ve also realized that most people are not aware they are one. So we figured it’s time to help those few out. Here is a checklist to help. These are 10 signs you’re a big stupid idiot.
10. You tuck your shirt in your underwear.
9. You regularly visit the site to see how your family is doing.
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8. Constantly forgetting NOT to drink your own urine.
7. You own the Ernest movies DVD box set. (both wide and full screen)
6. You voted for Prop 8.
5. You wrote to your Congressman to keep ACCORDING TO JIM on the air.
4. You’re orange
3. You often use your own vomit as a pillow.
2. You sing your kids to bed at night using racial slurs.
1. You’ve just emailed me demanding I take your picture down.
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