Being a successful stripper is all in the presentation. Most strippers are Cops, Construction Workers, Cowboys or such that they are costumed to present their manliness. Although sometimes strippers think outside the box, not always in success. Here are 8 of the worst stripper costume ideas.
8. Zombie Stripper – It’s the never ending stripper routine. You start by removing your jacket, your pants, then you move to skin, an arm, an eye. By then the moment just might be gone.
7. Homeless Man Stripper – They are very eager to please and often strip for food. The routine can last forever due to the layers of clothing they wear.
6. Mario Bros. Stripper – Their genitalia is covered by a giant mushroom and if you push it they get 1up. The women are generally pleased with the performance, it’s actually the dancer’s disappointment when they realize their princess is in another strip club.
5. Osama bin Laden Stripper – Smells like oil and cave.
4. Scuba Diver Stripper - The skin suit takes forever to remove and the dancer usually has the bends before the show is finished.
3. Elderly Man Stripper – Known as the ‘early bird’ performance. Clothing is seldom removed, the patrons are generally showered with hard candy.
2. Medieval Knight Stripper – A lot of ‘clanking’.
1. William Howard Taft Stripper – Often gets stuck in the dressing room and seldom makes it on stage. Plus he’s fat and that’s just gross.Looking for more funny stuff? Check out the world’s most apathetic adult film!
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