The way we look at it, you don’t need to an actually prostitute to be considered a whore, we’d like to think that anything you do that cheapens yourself for money would make you a full-blown whore. With that in mind here are our 10 most favorite whores.
10. Bono – Apart from Tom Cruise, this is the worst offender of all celebrities trying to get their name in the headlines while hiding behind a fake agenda. Happy Whore Day.
9. Donald Trump – Any piece of crap you can create, post your name on it, make worse, then paste your image all over to defend, only adds to your whoriness. Happy Whore Day!
8. Paris Hilton – If there is anything you won’t do for attention points, we’d love to see it. Happy Whore Day!
7. Robert De Niro – You were once a respected actor who decided a few years ago to take part of ANY crappy film put in front of you. Happy Whore Day.
6. Dick Cheney – You’re the last breath of the dying administration. You feel the need to defend what we all just want to fade away. The more the media will listen to you, the more you’re going to keep spewing out poo poo. Happy Whore Day.
5. David Blaine – It appears that as long as people keep watching, you’re going to keep trying. We’re sorry that a few people still want to watch you sleep in a box for a month. If we could lock them up we would. We’re aware you’re still attempting to be relevant in pop culture but you’re not. Happy Whore Day.
4. Dr. Phil McGraw – It’s unfortunate that the ‘backed by Oprah’ degree you proudly display on your wall doesn’t actually translate to worthiness, but it doesn’t keep you from voicing your opinion on every subject matter around the world. You can’t talk about how to end the war over seas, then talk about how Britney needs love and expect us to take you seriously. Happy Whore Day.
3. Bill O’Reilly – You can’t create controversy completely surrounding yourself then be the only one to defend it without people starting to figure it out. Happy Whore Day.
2. Sean “Puff Daddy/P.Diddy” Combs – Pick a name and shut up! Happy Whore Day.
1. Ashton Kutcher – Congrats on being the biggest TWIT on the internet. Now can we all resume our lives and have you slowly fade away like you should have a year ago? Happy Whore Day.
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