It’s okay to drink, in fact it’s okay to drink a lot. You just need to know how to do it. You can go through life everyday many, many sheets to the wind as long as you have a working routine. Here is a helpful guide on how to get through everyday life stuff… drunk.
The first thing you need to conquer is gravity. You will appear to be MUCH heavier now and will require extra brainpower to overcome your balance problem. This is the most difficult step in starting your day. But if you can get up, take a few steps then you’re on your way.
Maybe a little food in your stomach will help. Take a little break and get something to eat.
Now you’ve got a full stomach. Time to test that equilibrium again. Be sure you’re in a wide open space.
One thing to remember is you’re drunk and you SHOULDN’T BE DRIVING. But we’re sure you’re probably okay to ride your bicycle. So hop on that sucker and head to work.
Well, the bike thing really didn’t work for you. Maybe you’re better off on foot. But you’re late, you better beat feet!
Well, congrats on making it to work. Now as long as you’re not operating heavy machinery you should be okay. Well, unless you’re defending someone in court. You might want to take a nap first, or perhaps a long recess.
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Well, you’ve been excused. Now it’s time to go home. Grab your briefcase and head home.
Looks like you were raising some suspicions by the police. Play it cool. They might not notice you’re drunk.
Well, you were lucky to make it this far. You were bound to get picked up by the police. You’ll get through this. Just relax, remain calm and whatever you do don’t let them know exactly how drunk you are!
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