Facebook is fun, scratch that, addicting. We love to find and follow friends while announcing to the world what we’re eating for lunch. It’s like intruding on someone’s life without them knowing you’re there. Like a peephole in their bedroom.
Occasionally Facebook turns bad, in most part due to the people inhabiting it. We’d love to log in just one time without being sent an e-beer, or being asking to take a quiz on how much we look like Brad Pitt (we already know we do). Stop sending stupid requests. How stupid are requests? Well, here are the top 5 worst applications, quizzes and whatnots on Facebook. (To answer those who have asked… no, these are NOT real. But give it some time and someone WILL make them.)
5. DID WE HAVE SEX quiz – You want to store as much as you can in Facebook. Birthdays, anniversaries, upcoming events. Well how about reminders of the past. It’s hard to remember which of your friends you’ve slept with on Facebook. Add this little application to remember who.
4. WHICH SERIAL KILLER AM I – South Park, Star Trek, Arrested Development. They’re shows full of funny characters that remind you of friends of families. Well, if you were about to go on a killing rampage, which mass murderer would you be like the most?
3. GIVE SOMEONE HERPES – Had a great weekend but forgot your condoms? Now there is an easier way to tell them.
2. SEND A FRIEND ROHYPNOL – Have some Facebook friends who are really knock outs? (get it?)
1. WHAT ARE THE ODDS IT’S NOT YOUR BABY quiz – You’ve been posting pics of your new baby all over Facebooks. But the comments constantly express how much he doesn’t look like you? Take the quiz.
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