We all love looking at beautiful women. What can make them even better to gaze our eyes upon? Muscle cars? Holding our favorite beers? How about taking diggers for all of us to enjoy? Well, now you CAN have that with our wonderful list. We dug deep into the intertubes to find our favorite hot girls falling flat on their faces. So with no further hesitation we bring to you 10 beautiful girls taking 10 ugly falls.
10. Girl Falls In Bikini Contest – When shaken’ that ass, perhaps you should consider wearing padding. Even a helmet. Showing off your junk is dangerous work.
9. Girl Falls On Ice After Forgetting Lyrics To National Anthem – This is two parts of fail. First off, she forgets the words to the National Anthem. She gives up and is booed off the ice. Somehow she gets the courage to try again and falls hard ass first to the ice. Again she makes a quick exit.
8. Girl Falls Off Stripper Pole – This is why you never use the stripper poles near the beer booths at the county fair. We just don’t think they are OSHA friendly. Oh yeah, and you’re drunk too.
7. Girl Falls Off Stage – A girl playing Helen Keller is really good, so good she completely nails the ‘blind’ part and can’t see where the stage ends.
6. Girl Falls Off Desk – Sometimes when you hear the beat, you can’t deny the feet. It’s like the TV show Fame, you just get up in the middle of class and start dancing. Be sure know your dance area or you’ll end up on your face.
5. Girl Falls Down Stair - When dancing down the stairs in high heels, please use the arm rails. Somehow this looks better when Gene Kelly does it.
4. Girl Falls Off Chair – You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round. You spin me… THUD.
3. Girl Falls Off Pole - Unless you’re Philippe Petit we don’t think you should try to walk across anything smaller than a bridge. But it doesn’t stop this girl who takes it in the face.
2. Girls Falls Off Boat – It’s hard to look sexy and be safe at the same time. Proven here in the latest version of GIRLS GONE TO THE HOSPITAL LAKE HAVASU edition.
1. Girl Falls Off Stripper Pole (2) – Whatever you do, don’t grease your stripper pole. It’s also imperative that if it’s your first time, wear a helmet.
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