Now that media whores Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorcing and their show is doomed for cancellation, we are pretty sure someone in reality world hell is trying to conceive a new show idea for then to spend their days. Since we deal with idiots on a daily basis, we fell we’re the perfect ones to find these two morons a new show, and at NO charge. So producers, if you’re listening (and we know you are) here are 5 new reality shows for Jon and Kate Gosselin.
5. History Channel World’s Worst Dictators – This compelling series goes into the life of past and present day dictators. Witness Kate Gosselin rule her household with an iron fist as she manages to keep humble residents subdued. There are no peaceful protests or uprisings on her shift. Anyone who speaks out is immediately arrested, detained and sentence to the corner.
4. Making It On Your Own – Without a show, money is tight. Kate’s wardrobe has gotten a lot more expensive and Jon is dating. Both parents are busy living their own lives so what to do with the kids? Well, imaging the fun of following the kids everyday in a quirky sweatshop located in Haiti. Watch those cute kids work 16 hour days while making American flags and Kathy Lee Gifford’s latest clothing line.
3. The Amazing Uterus Race – It turns out America LOVES kids. The more you have, the more we love to look into your life. What if you had 100? There are two media whores out there with vaginas of steel. Watch each week and see if Kate or Octomom can hit baby centennial first.
2. Medical Marvels Sex Reassignment Via Spousal Deprecation – We all love to watch amazing medical oddities. What would be more entertaining that a penis evolving to a vagina just by the power of constant belittlement via your wife. It’s a growing epidemic, a must watch for all men.
1. When Children Attack – It’s like LORD OF THE FLIES meets SHARK WEEK. Must see TV for all children and cannibals.
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