The question that has millions of internet users pondering and pondering each day is “what hurts more, a taser or a cattle prod?” Well you don’t have to ask it to yourself anymore. We’ve done the research via the internet and now have many results with many variables. The best part is we never had to shock ourselves. Here are 10 videos answering the question “which hurts more, a taser or a cattle prod. (Also, this is a ‘don’t tase me bro’ free zone.)
10. Testing The Taser – How strong is a taser? There are obviously a few different settings, these guys have it low but maybe the beers are helping it go down nicely. We personally believe that if you’re going to test out a taser, the neck might be a little lower on the list of body parts.
9. Testing The Prod – We’ve started the prod off with just a test. How much can a prod hurt? Let’s check with Cletus here for his reaction. You’ll notice most of the cattle prod videos take place over dirt, and with not many teeth.
8. A Tasering Family Affair – Being a parent means constantly being a teacher to your children. You teach them manners, respect, good hygiene, and what it’s like to be hit by a taser. These wonder parents decide to show their kids how dumb Mommy and Daddy are.
7. Cattle Prod Gaming – Would you play a video game a little different if you knew each time your character died, you’d get the business end of a cattle prod? This is probably a time when you don’t want extra lives.
6. Taser Chair Prank – Sometimes your friends are a little too smart to voluntarily submit themselves to tasering, so you need to find clever ways to shock the crap out of them. One way is to wire up their computer chair and ruin porn for them forever.
5. How Idiots Does It Take To Get Shocked By A Cattle Prod? – 3. These guys see if adding people to a prod lessens the shock. Answer, no.
4. Taser To The Nuts – Nothing else really to say, some moron decided to let his friend taser him in the testicles. Darwin wins, he’s most likely sterile.
3. A Tale Of Two Cattle Prods – When protecting your honor, you might want to consider a different route than cattle prods. But we guess when in Rome, er… we mean the farm.
2. Celebrity Tasers - Erik Estrada, Jack Osbourne, La Toya Jackson and Wee Man get tasered during training on Armed & Famous. This must be a new low for D list celebrities, except maybe the enlarged testicle part… that’s a bonus.
1. Cattle Prod Vs Red Neck – Nothing shows love for a friend like shocking him not once, but twice with a cattle prod. In this battle of enablers, we feel the prod wins for the ability to make you forget your name.
BONUS VIDEO – A while back ago we filmed a video for the now defunct Super Deluxe. I not only play the police officer in it, but one of the bears. Enjoy or else.
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