You’re driving along, you’re driving a long, you just want to get to work. Everything should go smoothly right? Opps, you forgot about those 30 people surrounding you who have no sense of urgency and slept their way through their driving license exam. Between talking on their cell phones and putting on make up, they’re going to find a way to slow down your commute. What can you do about it? Well, if it’s not ‘bad driver’s hunting season’ then you’ll just have to take matters into your own hands, like these people did. Here are 10 of the best road rage videos you’ll see today.
10. Using Your Bad Driving As A Crutch – We’re not 100% sure what we’re witnessing here but we feel we are coming in at the tail end of 3 hours of people sitting in their cars. What do you do when a driving doesn’t want to cruise down the shoulder? Take out your crutch and start beating him with it.
9. Don’t Anger Your Dentist – There are a few ways you can upset your dentist. Not brushing after each meal, ignoring tooth decay, and not moving your car when asked. This dentist takes matters into his own hands when traffic isn’t to his satisfaction. A police officer a day keeps the road rage away.
8. Damaging The Bottom Of His Car, That Will Show Him – Two morons battle over a blinker, just when you think it’s over… it’s not. One of the drivers decides to jump on the other’s hood for the last word. The other driver takes that as an opportunity to drive right over him, getting the last word himself.
7. We Pride Ourselves On Our Speedy Deliveries – Two delivery drivers decide to battle to the death in their vehicles. We feel the guy who is fighting with the bag of laundry as a weapon just might lose
6. I Just Can’t Let You Go! - If you’re a cyclist challenging a car in a road rage incident, understand your bike doesn’t stand a chance. Sometimes it’s better to use their car too. This bicyclist clings onto the hood of a car and won’t let go. No matter HOW hard the driver tries, oh… and he tries.
5. Sure They Make You Late For Work, But Do You Need To Attack Their Genitalia? – Though no fists are flying in this video we did find it amusing since it’s an attack of another nature. This English driver is late for work due to the penis traffic jam, and she’s NOT happy about it. She needs to understand it’s not the size of the traffic jam, it’s the motion of the roadway.
4. Shoving Match Ends In Running Overage – Sometimes you need to give someone a little ‘push’ during traffic to remind them you’re in a hurry. When you’re done pushing them, push a few pedestrians as well. They are just standing there, not helping. Damn them!
3. Cop Pulls You Over, Pull Over On His Car – You’ve been pulled over by the police and you’re not happy. How do you show it? Well, you can put it in reverse like this guy did and let him examine the bottom of your car. “Look officer, my emission are all in order!”
2. The Only Good Thing About NASCAR – We don’t watch NASCAR, we have more important things to do such as chew glass. But occasionally good things come from rednecks in fast cars… accidents. Sometimes those accidents are intentional. What do you do about them? BATTLE!!!
1. Amish Road Rage - Sure is a skit, but a funny one and probably a nice break from the real morons you’ve been watching today.
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