Everyone loves a good horror film. Whether you watch it in all its bloody glory or you bury your head in a blanket waiting for it to end. It’s an American past time. But does everyone love a bad horror movie? Of course! But have to seen the worse of the worse? Once again we’ve scoured the interwebs looking for the worst horror films ever created. Get your Netflix ready as we present to you the 5 worst horror movie trailers ever.
5. Curse of the Queerwolf - Beware the bite of the Queerwolf, or at night you’ll become a homosexual terror. Don’t fear being covered with hair, but the transvestite transformation is horrific.
4. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter – The first testament says “an eye for an eye.” – The second testament says “love thy neighbor.” – The third testament … Kicks Ass. There is still debate to whether Jesus was a zombie after rising from the dead. If that’s true, Zombies > Vampires.
3. Redneck Zombies – A barrel of radioactive waste is lost out in the woods. Some demented rednecks find it and use it as part of their still. Everybody who drinks from the liquor they produced turns into a zombie. You haven’t seen a zombie until you’ve seen one inbred.
2. The Killer Condoms – Germans know horror comedy. Safe sex will be be safe nor sex again.
1. Gary Busey in The Gingerdead Man – An evil yet adorable Gingerbread man comes to life with the soul of a convicted killer – this real life cookie monster wreaks havoc on the girl who sent the killer to the electric chair. We will never be able to eat another cookie without thinking of Gary Busey
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