After 10 minutes of watching ENTER THE DRAGON and everyone in the room is kicking each other like they’ve got Mr. Miyagi in their back pocket. It’s a contagious spastic impulse that allows men to look stupid but feel mighty. It helps make us men. You don’t need years of training to be a master. You just need a video camera. Don’t believe us? Watch these wannabe ninjas strike with force and failure. Here are the 5 funniest videos of people trying to do karate.
5. So Much Build Up, So Many Broken Fingers - Things sometimes don’t work out as they were supposed to in your head? No matter how many times he lined up this punch. He missed it by a mile.
4. That Wasn’t Your Head? That’s Nuts – Sometimes it is good if your partner takes a few practice swings. It’s also not a bad idea to wear a cup.
3. Martial Arts Baby – Don’t underestimate the karate of your opponent just because of his size. This baby has skills and a dirty diaper.
2. Defunct Karate Video – When making a karate video be sure you’re not getting in over your head. Or at least your head is going to go through a few boards.
1. Wanna See Tough? I’ll Show You Tough – If you haven’t seen this video then you haven’t seen the internet. You can’t write stuff like this.
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