In the old days a door was a door. It was a huge piece of metal or wood that kept the cold and unwanted (also, often cold) people out. Now it seems they’re weak and transparent and are just designed to keep the big, stupid idiots out. Across the web there are an abundance of videos showing anti-door skills. We’ve picked our favorites for you to see.
6. Best Window Cleaner Ever
How do you fight the boredom at work? Perhaps you clean the windows better than they’ve ever been cleaned before, then film people walking into them all day long.
5. World’s Most Confusing Exit
Perhaps it’s bad architecture to design your building’s entrance in maze form. Imagine the concussions during a fire drill.
4. Idiot Vs Revolving Door: Winner Door
Are you faster than a revolving door? Two friends try to test their speed. It turns out they are neither as fast nor as smart as the inanimate object.
3. I Will Run Into Doors For Tips
A clever crook really wants that 18%. He throws a brick through a glass door to steal a tip jar, but forgets which one it is as he tries to run back out. No money for you, idiot!
2. Store’s Windows Are Just Too Clean
Someone is doing their job TOO well. The windows are so clean in this store a poor guy almost takes them out. He keeps his cool and doesn’t buckle to embarrassment until he gets in his car. Then he calls his mother and cries.
1. Can I Push In Your Chair?
We think this kid had big dreams of taking that bar stool out of its one horse town and traveling to Mexico where they could both be free from their parents’ watchful eye. Or, the drunkie genuinely thought he could use the stool as a battering ram to get out of his buddy’s basement. Either way, he and the stool ended up in a crumple heap on the ground… much like our dreams. Watch it again and again. Tell us in the comments section what adventure you think the college kid and the bar stool would have had if they had escaped the party.
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