No one asks a table if it wishes to have a drunken idiot dance upon it. If it was asked, it would most likely say no. Seldom is there anything it can do. Though it occasionally gets lucky and can risk itself to seek revenge. Even occasionally it can take out two drunken idiots with one blow.
Captain Cool has taken it upon himself to entertain those around him by doing a nice drunken dance. When the table gives he takes out another person with him. In drunken terms, that’s a strike.
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