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ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S “THE DUCKS”
If you show a group of hungry ducks that you have some bread, you better have enough bread for everyone. This could get ugly.
$1,000,000 FOR A MERMAID PICTURE
Fancy a million dollars for one photo? Head to Kirat Yam in Israel, where they say a mermaid is lurking. If you photograph one, you’re a very rich man. That money would definitely make a splash.
THERE IS AN APP FOR EVERYTHING
Is your iPhone causing you grief? Is it never working? Have you loaded too many apps on your phone? Are you an *sshole? No worries, you’ve got apps.
IF YOU’RE GOING FOR YOUR 22ND DUI, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET A HIGH SCORE
A man in New Mexico was arrested for his 22nd time for DUI with a B.A.C of .393 percent. New Mexico’s limit for presumed intoxication is .08 percent. This officially takes him off the amateur circuit.
TWO HIPSTERS CALL THEMSELVES HIPSTERS
You know we love hipsters almost as much as “The Onion” does. Check out their great story here.
WHO’S THE TEACHER?
Was Steve Guttenberg too busy? They had to call Tony Danza? Reality TV just got a little dumber.
SARAH PALIN’S FACEBOOK FRIENDS CHEER OVER TED KENNEDY’S DEATH – STAY CLASSY!
Sarah Palin’s Facebook friends keep proving their ignorance over and over.
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