Are you married? (Sorry.) Does your wife love to shop? (Sorry.) Does she demand you go with her? (So, so sorry.)
It appears there are ways out of it. We must warn you. They require cunning tricks and raw talent. This isn’t for the weak of heart. A man decided to make shopping with his wife such an adventure that not only did his wife no longer wish for him to go, but the stores he was force to loiter in asked him to never return. This man is our hero. December 23rd was our favorite.
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