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VEGANS STILL NEED PROTEIN
They just get it in other ways. Dating a vegan hurts around dinner time, but bedtime sure does get a lot of fun. Image from ImagePoop (cause we’re classy).
WHY YOU DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
When you’re alone you have a lot of time to reflect and get your life into perspective. Sometimes it helps to look at your life on paper, such as a list or a hand graph. After this, it all makes sense.
IPHONE APP FOR STALKING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND
So maybe you DID have a girlfriend, but you have recently lost her. If you have an iPhone, there are some great apps to keep tabs on the one that got away.
SORRY DUTCH, THAT’S NOT A MOON ROCK
A moon rock was the prize possession of a Dutch museum for 40 years. Um… turns out it’s just wood.
WOMAN’S LICENSE SUSPENDED 45 TIMES
If your license has been suspended 45 times, try to resist drinking a beer in your stolen car.
SO LONG BREAKFAST
Brunch is killing the breakfast meal and hangovers may be the only thing to save it. “Many people now consider a poached egg on a piece of toast an extravagance.”
NO GLENN BECK, YOU STILL ARE
Is anyone still listening or are we just waiting for him to cry for soundbytes?
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