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DID I WIN?
We have no idea how long or grueling this bike race was, but we do know that this photo finish was well worth the trouble. And after one participant takes a face full of pavement at the end, his initial reaction is hilarious. Some people win a race by a hair, this guy won his by a few bruises and a lot of blood. We are just as curious as he is though. Did he win?
BURGER KING’S BEST ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN
Who knew that all this time they were telling us to stay away. You just had to pay attention.
NEVER LET A CRACK HEAD SING AT A FUNERAL
It’s great you’re showing some trust in a friend who’s been down on his luck but maybe start off by letting him mow your lawn, you know… the little things.
WOULD YOU FLINCH?
When standing at the end of a runway for RAF Harrier jet, would you duck if it was aimed at your head?
OPERATOR: 911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? CALLER: FOOD
Calling 911 for some take out is a little frowned upon, might just get you some jail food.
WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PENCILS?
Everyone loves to steal office supplies, just make sure the ones you take aren’t worth over a half a million dollars.
YOU DIRTY LITTLE WHORE
We’re talking to all of you… ALL!!!
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