I’ve discovered the equivalent of waterboarding for little kids. It’s the Marshmallow Test. First a lovely lady brings an unsuspecting child into a room. Then she gives them a marshmallow. If they do not eat the marshmallow while she is away, they will receive another one. Only a few can resist the sweet torture of sugary goodness. This is why I only eat Now and Laters… and children.
Thanks to Buzzfeed for the heads up!
This was written by Danielle Evenson, who is currently humping the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
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