It has been argued by Christian Conservatives in this country that homosexuality is immoral and unnatural. We at Comedy.com consider ourselves experts in immorality, and we can say without a doubt that Christian Conservatives are wrong. Homosexuality is neither immoral or unnatural because it occurs in nature. Don’t believe us? We have definitive proof. See it below in 20 Pictures Of Animals Being Gay.
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20. What Happens In The Las Vegas Zoo Stays In The Las Vegas Zoo
We have all been drunk and nailed a pig, but a mule! Come on giraffe!
19. Darwinian Nightmare
No wonder pandas are going extinct. Vaginas people, we need vaginas! Wait. Is that Jack Black?
18. Tit For Tat
Monkey see monkey do. Isn’t that what they say, Mr. Zookeeper?
17. Flipper The Skipper
Will you be in port awhile?
16. Dogs Gone Wild
We don’t want to hurt your ego but to some dogs it beats humping your leg.
15. Santa Slams On The Brakes
Are you thinking what we’re thinking? If a hunter shoots one of them, will the other two finish or just run away?
14. Blow Fish
Just a regular fish looking for a fish penis to suck on. There’s nothing weird about that.
13. Tranny Monkey
We just hope the other monkeys know to check for an Adam’s Apple.
12. March Of The Penguins
They will march alright, in the St. Patrick’s parade, whether the other penguins like it or not.
11. Queen Of The Jungle
Some actors would do anything for a part in “The Lion King 3-D.”
10. Oodles Of Poodles
You might think that this is just the owner’s doing, but you would be wrong. It was the poodle’s choice.
9. Donkey Punch
Life for a donkey isn’t all plowing fields and bailing hay. They have fun too.
8. A Silk Hat On A Pig Looks Fabulous!
Wilbur, is that you? You’ve changed.
7. Animal House
We thought the hazing at Sigma Chi was bad.
6. Brokeback Birds’ Nest
Aw, there’s nothing like dancing beak to beak with the one you love.
5. A Little House On Gay Elk Lane
They’re not going to hide their love any longer. Suburbia can suck it!
4. Pulp Elephant
Zed: Bring out the gimp.
Maynard: Gimp’s got his hind leg stuck in a tire swing.
Zed: That’s perfect. Leave him there.
3. Deer Hunter Or “Deliverance”
Squeal like a Cocker Spaniel!
2. An Inter-Lizard Relationship
Homosexuality is frowned upon in lizard culture, but kissing a lizard with a different skin color is nothing short of taboo.
1. Funny Bunny
Yay, shopping!
It looks like the animal kingdom isn’t shy about having sex in front of a camera. Interested in human sex? Check out A Single Gal’s Guide To Meeting Men At IKEA or the 10 Most Blasphemous Sex Scandals.
This post was written by Justin Vestal, a hetero-homo-sapien.
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