We’ve always said that driving is man’s inhumanity to man, but whose to say that inhumanity isn’t hilarious? Car accidents are just like people tripping and falling down while driving a two-ton car. Think of it as slapstick for NASCAR fans. Here now are the 20 Dumbest Car Accidents. Remember, you share the road with these people.
20. Truck Crashes Wedding
Congrats on the wedding! Now can you pull my femur out of my forehead?
19. Car Super Smash
That’s going to hurt in the morning.
18. Steamroller Tries To Escape
“Sorry! My bad! I’m so clumsy when I’m moving a steam roller.”
17. Iraq Traffic
Explain this one to your insurance company.
16. Man Forgets He Can’t Lift Car
No one taught him about a little gear called “Park.”
15. Woman Tries To Escape
Bumper cars are not just for kids.
14. Expensive Car Crash
That’ll buff right out for about $50,000.
13. Four-Less Wheeling
This is going to end extremely well, you can just tell.
12. Oil Change Disaster
The music really makes this one.
11. Ice-Car-Pades
Remember, continue to accelerate one the ice. You don’t want to be late.
10. Good-Bye Wheels!
Someone in the pit crew is in a lot of trouble.
9. First Day At The Car Wash
You’re in expert hands when you give your keys to the car wash guy.
8. Camel Accident
What’s more amazing? This accident or that MSNBC thought it was newsworthy?
7. Dumb*sses “Save” Car From Snow
“Oh, you wanted your whole car pulled out of the snow.”
6. The Distraction
Well, you have to admit he was pretty distracting.
5. Tow Goes Wrong
Triple A: Always A-holes Arrive
4. Parking Lot Disaster
No sense putting the ticket in now.
3. Driver In A Hurry
Technically, not an accident, but probably one of the dumbest things we’ve seen.
2. Old Lady Loses License
We can think of at least two things this woman forgot to do.
1. Wrong Turn
You’ll never guess what this guy is about to hit and it’s not the top percentile in IQ.
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Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who just realized he could save a lot of money by switching to GEICO and not driving drunk.
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