Readers of our blog may remember Tony DiGerolamo’s email prank on Kraft, Nabisco and Oscar Mayer. (It was almost as amazing the prank we pulled on Senator Frank Lautenberg). In the prank, Tony’s alter ego, Pastor Dom Moccey, had some trouble with ham he purchased from a grocery store. It was much more difficult to shave it, than he even thought possible. The good pastor felt ripped off. So, he wrote a letter demanding satisfaction. He was sent a coupon for a free replacement ham. We join him now in a photo essay as he attempts to collect his meat.
The letter from Kraft arrives!
Tony is excited. Maybe too excited.
Thank you, nice people at Kraft! You’re good sports!
The ham quest begins!
Tony arrives at the supermarket. There’s electricity in the air.
“Gotta play it cool. Remember, I’m a man of God on a quest.”
“Shopping cart! Wheeeee!”
Oh, no. That’s unfortunate.
One emergency room visit later, and he’s back on the quest!
“Where the Devil is the ham?” Ha! Get it? Devil? Ham?
Tony became momentarily overwhelmed by meat.
“Ah, ha! Shaved ham! Just as the prophecy said!”
Ham rocks!
“You can take our deli, but you’ll never take our ham!”
“Hello, I’m Pastor Dom Moccey and I’ll like some free ham, please.”
Uh, oh. Trouble. Does the clerk believe Tony is really Pastor Don Moccey?
“Oh, sh*t. I have no back up plan.”
Dammit! She’s calling the authorities. Probably the Truth in Ham Commission.
Good news! It turns out the cashier didn’t care!
Mmm, delicious ham for the drive home.
God bless his ham coma.
This ham quest is result of an excellent prank. Check out these 15 Videos Of Parents Pranking Their Kids and 7 Funniest Office Prank Videos.
Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who is slowly emerging from a ham coma. Photos by Sharon Lawley. Special thanks to Mary the cashier, Kraft and Pastor Dom Moccey.
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