I know what you’re thinking. How can I route my next vacation so that I can pee in all of the greatest toilets in the world (when you’re not building your trip around the 20 Worst Bars In America)? Well, worry no more, ‘cause I’ve go the low down on the shake down for the boys and the scoop on the poop for, well, for everyone. These 15 Most Elaborate Places To Pee are perfect, especially if you run out of the models of the magic poop collector!
15. George Bush Urinal (Image from Flickr)
Designer Clark Sorensen produced a urinal entitled George W. Flush. It was part of his touring art show called Down The Drain. “W” finally has a throne made in his honor!
14. Nun And Alligator Urinals (Image from Rosetta Rants)
Chongqing, China brags that it has the largest public bathroom (four stories of them) in the world – which of course includes nun and alligator urinals. I mean, obviously! There are more than 1000 toilets and soothing music plays in the background. if you go there, I beg you, send more photos!
13. Space Station Washroom (Image from Porcelain Poetry)
If you happen to get to visit the moon…then you can pee in this astronaut toilet that works in a vacuum when there’s zero gravity. This is a rare lavatory photo – worship it.
12. One Man Band
I don’t know where this is from, but I thought it might inspire you to finally make use of the musical instrument you were forced to play in high school.It’s almost as cool as this tuba urinal collection.
11. Weird Asian Man Toilet
I think this is my favorite, and I’m so glad he has no eyes.
10. Crazy Smiling Clown Urinal (Image from Gizmodo)
It sings and moves up and down as you pee! Buy your tickets now for Osaka, Japan. But be careful of the clown’s teeth. You were warned!
9. God Urinals (image from Gadling)
Oh yeah! I’m an important pee-er! These urinals in Frankfurt make you feel like you’re king of the world!
8. Flower Urinals (image from Clark Made)
Just like nature intended! Clark Sorenson is the urinal MAN, if you will. He makes pretty things you can pee in, then sells them for $6500-$9,500. Venus fly-trap toilets… penises beware!
7. Saddam Urinal (image from Dumb Photos)
Who can resist pissing on a mass murderer in the middle of the Iraqi dessert? Of course, the monument did not start off as a urinal, but, hey, it’s the least the Iraqis can do to pay him back for everything he’s done. Also, the check out a more practical version of the Saddam urinal and urinal target.
6. Kisses Toilets (image from Now That’s Nifty)
A McDonald’s in the Netherlands once offered these mouth-shaped urinals. An America customer made a complaint and the urinals, named Kisses (made by Bathroom Mania!) were removed. However, there are many of these Kisses around the world. (Let us know if you get to pee in one – send photos!)
5. Manhood Toilets (Image from Planet Perplex)
You’ll have to go to the Queenstown, New Zealand, Sofitel to see these life-like broads inspecting your man-hood while you pee. They should really sell these at Target. No pun intended. They would be hours of laughs when you’re friends come over for the big game, “Dude, I peed under the thumbs-up. High-five!”
4. Spidey Toilet (Image from Neatorama)
Just your regular old kid’s bathroom in someone’s house. Wouldn’t you kill for a chance to pee here? My spidey-senses are tingling.
3. Surf Urinals
Finally, a good idea in peeing – fun and aptly themed for a beach local. Although, are those surfboard made of cloth?? How very sanitary.
2. Gargoyle Toilets (Image from Flickr)
Visit the Croft Hotel (near Darlington, U.K.) to pee and then get sucked into the after world!
1. Futuristic Toilet (Image from Gaddabout)
The future of peeing is here! Who goes into the office to work anymore anyway? You already poo very quietly when you’re talking to important clients on the phone. Why not go all the way?
Please, pretty please, with sugar on top…think of me when you’re peeing…um, wait…I guess what I mean is…the next time you pee in a funny bathroom or toilet, SNAP A PHOTO and send it to us!! We love photos, including these 20 Undie Run Photos and these 17 Best Celebrity Photobombs. And feel free to comment on the photos you see here. I know you want to!
Posted by Joy Gohring.
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