This new Onion video (hosted by Babelgum) will show you how to find can butch up your boy for Halloween. Sure you could accept them as they are and encourage them to find themselves, but why would you want to do that? Get that bucket of goat’s blood and pour it all over that snot nose brat.
For more inappropriate Halloween costumes, check out 20 Knockoff Halloween Costumes and 10 Halloween Costumes Guaranteed To Get You A Beating.
Posted by Danielle Evenson, who loves a good bucket of blood.
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