Stupid Idiots

People Falling Down Remix

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 23:33:07 +0000

This great YouTube video was posted on the Break channel. It puts two of my favorite things together (no, not a dark beer and a sharp knife), people falling down and a hip hop beat. Check out these classic morons tripping, running into things and smacking themselves in the junk.

For more ding dongs, check out 50 Things You Need To See If You’re An Idiot and the 10 Best Road Rage Videos You’ll See Today.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is currently having a “Falling Down” moment.

‘Saw’ Parody Unleashes Horror On Frat Boy

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:59:53 +0000

I hate “Saw,” but this frat parody is fantastic! After pledge captain has left a group of pledging frat boys mortified and humiliated, he wakes up with a penis and Hitler mustache drawn on his face. Billy (the puppet from the “Saw” films) tells him he has a choice. He can either use the sponge soaked in his frat brother’s urine (and in his frat brother’s pants) to clean his face or have a photo taken and posted on his Facebook wall. He has one minute to decide. Check out the video to see what fate he picked.

For more “Saw” spoofs, check out this “Home Alone” meets “Saw” parody and the 10 Funniest “Saw” Movie Spoofs.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who would have gnawed off her arm.

Scooter Driver Plows Into Wall

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:40:46 +0000

If there’s one lesson I’ve learned from Fail Blog, it is that people are dumb. Check out this great clip of a scooter driver plowing into a wall. He’s not even wearing a helmet! While I’m not a huge fan of Fail Blog (mostly because I keep seeing people who look like my drunk relatives), this video is great!

For more morons, check out 20 Photos That Give Rednecks A Bad Name and the 15 Most Embarrassing Cakes.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who stays away from scooters.

Kung Fu Baby Cracks Up TV Audience

Danielle Evenson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:21:52 +0000

This adorable baby was featured on the site Bits and Pieces. It’s cute. It’s funny. It does freakin’ kung fu to a laugh track. What more do you people want?

For other badass babies, check out 20 Cutest Videos Of Babies Trying Gross Food and the 17 Worst Beatles Songs Performed By Babies.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who can kick a baby’s butt.

Boom Mic Destroys Store

Danielle Evenson — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:00:46 +0000

This College Humor video is amazing. During the filming of (what I can guess) a travel video, a boom mic gets caught on a ceiling fan and DESTROYS a china shop. Right before the clip cuts out, you get a good look at the guy holding the end of the microphone. You can actually watch his soul die.

For other tales of destruction, check out the drunk forklift operator who destroyed a warehouse full of vodka and this parachuter who crashes a music video.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who is about to crash.

Japanese PSA Warns You To Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze

Danielle Evenson — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:08:58 +0000

This oddly funny PSA was featured on the “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon” blog. It’s a great PSA that shows you just how disgusting you are when you sneeze. I learned a very important lesson. Cover your mouth and wash your hands, unless you want to infect the world with purple.

This PSA is a “must see” for Prince.

For other gross things, check out 20 Gross Feminine Hygiene Products and 20 Cutest Videos Of Babies Trying Gross Food.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who should just be covered.

Drunk Forklift Operator Destroys Warehouse

Danielle Evenson — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:50:56 +0000

This is so dumb it’s hilarious. Check out this forklift inadvertently destroying a warehouse. According to The Huffington Post, the driver drank too much (which can be easy in a warehouse full of vodka and cognac), and drove his vehicle into the side of the building. Most of the warehouse toppled down on him. Thank god, he was drunk. He came out with only a leg injury.

For more drunks, check out 10 People Who Made It Cool To Be Drunk and 10 Funniest Pictures Of People Past Out Drunk.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who could use a cocktail.

Teacher Pranks Students With Farts

Danielle Evenson — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:05:38 +0000

While “Charlie Brown” specials and our drunken grade school memories might make us believe that teachers are just vague monsters with mush mouths, they are actually real people. Real people fart, but the teacher in this video farts A LOT. Watch this teacher as he farts up the school and freaks out his students. It’s juvenile and hilarious, much like myself. When he shows the children the hidden cameras, I’m surprised the ginger kid didn’t pee his pants (like I did).

Are you feeling a little gassy now? Check out the 8 Bottom Fart Smells and the 13 Funniest Fart Scenes In Movies.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who dealt it.

World’s Greatest Halloween Dance

Danielle Evenson — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:29:36 +0000

Happy Halloween! Check out this classic holiday. The video has been featured all over the web today. I first saw it on the Huffington Post and now it’s everywhere. It’s like awesome Halloween cancer. Good work, Internet!

I know it’s early, but I wanted to give you a hint of what to expect at Christmas time.

For more Halloween goodness, check out 20 Knockoff Halloween Costumes and the 13 Funniest Halloween Videos On The Web.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who needs to return her pumpkin mask.

Man In Giant Bat Costume Terrorizes Public

Danielle Evenson — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:30:17 +0000

Remi Gallard brings us this crazy video of a man in a bat costume (often hanging upside down) and terrorizing people. It’s sort of great, and will totally freak you out. It will also make you feel stoned.

For other wonderful things to look at while stoned, check out these 15 Weird Things Ancient Cultures Used To Do While Stoned and these 12 Presidents Who Allegedly Smoked Weed.

Posted by Danielle Evenson, who looks fat in wings.